Comedy & Cocktails - Saturday 25th April 2020

Welsh Dragon Cocktail


25ml of Vodka

50ml of Melon Liqueur

25ml of Peach Schnapps

50ml of Orange Juice

75ml of Pineapple Juice

75ml of Cranberry Juice

15ml of Grenadine

Crushed Ice



Add the Vodka, Melon Liqueur and Pineapple Juice to a glass filled with Crushed Ice

In a mixing glass, put the Grenadine, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice and Cranberry and stir

Pour this mixture over the reverse of a Twisted Mixing Spoon into the glass to create a layered effect

Absent Brethren

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he's finished all three, he goes back to the bar and orders three more.


The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought them one at a time.'


The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.


The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.


One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.


When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says: 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.'


The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. 'Oh, no, ' he says, 'Everyone is fine. I've just quit drinking!"

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